PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH.....

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:



1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer "Ok."



Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."



Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer "No."



Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."



Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."



Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."



Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."



Customer:: "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"



Customer: "No..."

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4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support:: ?!%#$

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5) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer:: "A white one."

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6). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"

Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."

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7). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

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8). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"


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